Sleepyhead In Surrey

Overheard from Mommy: "Dik, this is the benefit of being a mother....to her (Shasha) you're God!!!"

Overheard from MIL:"Jom la.....omak ni dah tuo. Bilo laie...."

Overheard from Mommy Dearest (and Daddy dearest, too):"Oklah kalau tak mau balik...mak naik teksi ajek la....nak buat macam mana?"

Semua adalah ayat-ayat saiko yang membuatkan anak serba salah dan terus scramble to our feet and come running to them. Harap dikurniakan barokah di Tanah Suci. Setiap sesuatu kejadian itu ada hikmahnya (ayat menyedapkan hati). Hopefully bila balik nanti I'll get one for me that will follow my whims and wishes.

P/S: Mommy,
1. 5 bottles of Oasis Summer Fruits 250ml (or less no. of bottles; subject to weight)
2. Cuisiner 45 Piece Home Starter Set from Argos (8610306)
3. Pair of brown leather cube table lamps (4321132)
4. Tesco's smoked mackerel as per last trip
5. Tudung 4 segi Tie Rack yang GBP1 for 2 pieces (kalau tadek yg offer cam ni takyah beli) any colour
Items 2 & 3 subject to Mommy's willingness to lug them to the airport.

Posted in: on April 29, 2008 at at 6:17:00 PM 3 comments

and it is to come up with the greatest shopping list ever for Mommy.....
and tomorrow is semi-cleaning-house day. Come one come all!

Posted in: on April 18, 2008 at at 10:35:00 AM 1 comments

Jadi Adik dah sedia ke nak tolong mak masa umrah ni?

Herm...herm....isn't that the whole point of my going mummy?

Posted in: on April 16, 2008 at at 12:44:00 PM 0 comments

No prize for guessing that, again, I suffer from boredom. This is my second post for today. She yawns...she whines....

Posted in: on April 11, 2008 at at 1:59:00 PM 1 comments

What's the word for perasan in English ya? Apparently the guy does not practice what he preaces....

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depressing entries are no fun! Jadi marilah kita bersikap optimistic. For my 2nd husband I would like someone who is......

• Pembising - as apposed to pendiam
• At least 6' tall - so that I can wear those sexy stilettos or wedgies
• Fluent in English - "Yang, libidinous tu ape?" .....hmmpphh....
• DIY enthusiast - "Kipas, downlight, aircond? Kacang ajer!"
• Mischievous - ada evil streak sket mcm si Mikon tu; (err... tapi dia penghuni neraka)mbwahahahahaha

And it wouldn't hurt if he looked a little bit like this

Hey, who said I was gonna be realistic?

Posted in: on April 10, 2008 at at 2:59:00 PM 0 comments

She does NOT need rescuing. She loves her life and everything to do with her life, er, except maybe her father. In fact, she is getting good money (according to her) with what she is currently doing. Why, then, do we Malaysians need to bother ourselves.

Unlike her, Sleepyhead does need some rescuing. Distraught with the feeling of boredom and dissatisfaction Sleepyhead is spiralling rapidly downwards into the deep end of her dark feelings. Sleepyhead is currently fraught with depressive emotions leading her to precariously over satisfying her appetite with overly nutritious extra juicy food. If anything, Sleepyhead, unlike that girl, is a true resident of Malaysia hence the urgency for Malaysians to save her big butt. And the ultimate true super saver should be none other than the person who once admitted to 'basuh'ing Sleepyhead's crap.......heh.

Posted in: on April 08, 2008 at at 5:14:00 PM 2 comments

Haidi ho! Tak syiok la sticky entry pasal marah-marah kan? So today I want to think happy thoughts. Hari Jumaat pulak tu. Hari penuh barokah. Ehem. Mentang-mentang lagi sebulan nak pegi Mekah. Also, today I wanna be a keypochi. A little bird told me somebody just got a promotion. Does the no. 52 ring a bell? Hihihihi. Wargh.....bertambah-tambah pulak rezeki orang tu. Masuk rumah baru, elok-elok pulak naik gaji. Mama# 2's husband also got a new job that pays gazillions at a new multinational company. Baguslah...Sleepyhead tumpang dengki...eh..tak...gembira. Lepas ni Mama #2 buleh tukar kereta baru la nampaknya ganti cute car tu. Kesimpulannya semua orang happy happy joy joy. Sleepyhead? Pi mai pi mai tang tu jugak...uwaaaaaa..............................

p/s: Sorang sajor kot tahu siapa title tu?

Posted in: on April 04, 2008 at at 1:35:00 PM 0 comments

Lunch date beramai-ramai tadi tunjukkan perasaan aku yang sebenar. OTG itu ada sekali. Aku tak boleh tengok muka dia. Menimbulkan kemarahan. Sampai hilang selera nak makan nasi minyak free. Dan aku jarang hilang selera okey? Tambahan pulak makanan free. Dia hancurkan harapan aku. Otak akademia aku celaru sedikit sejak remarks dia tempoh hari. Dan tiada siapa boleh faham. Tidak Joe, tidak Auntida, apalagi kucing gemok beranak tiga tepi peti surat itu. (Petang tadi aku nampak dia gonggong anak nak lari dari peti surat, itu cerita lain). Sampai buka mata sebelah pagi mahu tutup semula. Tak mahu pergi kerja. Habis semua kelas hendak dibatalkan biar terlangkup bebudak tu semua. Baru padan muka. OTG letupkan belon research spirit aku yang baru nak berkembang suam-suam kuku. Itupun Auntida yang tolong tiup belon tu. Kerrrsplatt...it went. OTG tak nampak semangat rajin selama tiga tahun kebelakang ini. Tapi dia nampak semangat kemalasan sekali-sekala yang berlaku dua tiga minggu lepas saja. Itupun sebab aku pergi present paper la, bahlol! Nah rasakan sebijik. Harap-harap OTG tak tau blog aku lah kan? Rasanya dia tak baca blog. Kata golongan akademia tahap tertinggi. Mesti baca journal proceedings saja ye dak? Entahlah labu......besok-besok aku okey la tu. Cuma takkan cium bontot OTG lagi.

Posted in: on April 02, 2008 at at 1:20:00 PM 2 comments

Nak tengok rumah Sleepyhead? Nilah interior dia.....
Ni TV cabinet Sleepyhead. Tu gambar tu silap gantung. Tu pasai sengot-sengot tu....

Ni plak tepi dining table. Rumah Sleepyhead ni agak sempit la kalau nak bandingkan dengan rumah Abami ngan Mommy, jadi Sleepyhead kena letak cermin. Table lamp tu sajor jek nak kasi romantik. Bila makan nasi jek rasa macam tengah candle light dinner. Fuwaaaa...gempak.


Kami takdak duit nak buat plaster ceiling jadi kami pasang lampu-lampu yg boleh point-point arah mana tu.

Ni langsir sliding door. Ada color macam duck egg campur beige. Seswai la dengan couch Sleepyhead yang color milo ais tu dengan feature wall Sleepyhead yang color biru tu. Murah sajor RM29.90 per meter. Tak mampu noks mak nak buat langsir Elyza'z.

Ni pulak air-cond Sleepyhead. Ada 1.0 hp untuk guest bedrooms, 1.5 hp untuk master bedroom and 2.0 hp untuk living and dining hall. Cukup lah tu. Hari tu Sleepyhead dengar ada orang nak sponsor air-cond and electric bill untuk air-cond tu. Sapa la tu kot? Sleepyhead dah ingat-ingat lupa la.....

Ni fridge Sleepyhead. 380 litre ajek. Jenis Sharp. Buleh la kot untuk 2 orang. Nak letak apa pun....ikan kembung and salmon, salad, telur and ice-cream. Muat la kot. Kami tak makan banyak. Tengok la body. Selim-melim.....

Oh ya, hari tu kan Sleepyhead kata ada publish buku. Ni lah dia. Carik no, mesti takdak punya kat kedai MPH. (pssst....yang ni betui punya. yang ataih tu pandai-pandai la no...)

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